Scent by Anna Dello Russo Ad Campaign Fall 2010 - NOT HOT

What? So it's... WHAT? A foot deodorant?

Scent by Anna Dello Russo Ad Campaign Fall 2010 - NOT HOT

Macy's Holiday Ad Campaign 2010 - HOT/NOT HOT

Somewhat tacky. On the other hand - it's Christmas, so what should I expect?

Macy's Holiday Ad Campaign 2010 - HOT/NOT HOT

Max Mara Elegante Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010/2011 - NOT HOT

Sweet Baby Jesus, this must be the fakest of dances I've ever seen.

Max Mara Elegante Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010/2011 - NOT HOT

Anna Sui Forbidden Affair Fragrance Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

Officially introducing 50 Cent of fragrance ads. Courtesy of Anna Sui.

Anna Sui Forbidden Affair Fragrance Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

Lee Ad Campaign Fall 2010 - NOT HOT

They're moment is so spontaneous I want to throw up.

Lee Ad Campaign Fall 2010 - NOT HOT

Hilfiger Denim Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010/2011 - NOT HOT

If you've been around, you know what The Essentialist Blog thinks of "jumping ads".

If you haven't, you'll learn very soon.

Hilfiger Denim Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010/2011 - NOT HOT

Ugg & Jimmy Choo Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010 - NOT HOT

Two aspects of winter scare the shit out of me:

- I'll see more Uggs in the streets
- I'll be freezing

And in this order.

Plus: the combination of this particular girl, the bike and the shoes make no sense.

Ugg & Jimmy Choo Ad Campaign Fall/Winter 2010 - NOT HOT

Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioia 2010 Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

She looks like a modern, poorly designed female version of Nosferatu. Gioia?

Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioia 2010 Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

Tod's Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Not sure if this is a proper recession-proof ad.

Bunch of rich sons and daughters having a blast in Capri?

Don't really look like some folk tired after a day at work. A terrible message to the world.

Tod's Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Laura Biagotti Mistero di Roma 2010 Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

Oh gosh...

Laura Biagotti Mistero di Roma 2010 Ad Campaign - NOT HOT

Brylcreem Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

Good hair gets you stacks of gold? WTF?

Brylcreem Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

Comodo Square Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Boring.

Comodo Square Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Nautica Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Oh no! "NAUTICA" is burried in this guy's body hair!!

Yuck.

Nautica Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Land Rover Freelander 2 Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

No frost, no ice, no snow.

If you own a Land Rover, you probably have a garage - that's the only wisdom I learn from this ad.

Land Rover Freelander 2 Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

Carolina Herrera Men Fragrance Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

A bit too much of CHs in this one.

Carolina Herrera Men Fragrance Ad Campaign 2010 - NOT HOT

Ellus Leather Denim Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - HOT

Can't decide if this only NOT HOT or stretches into SUPER NOT HOT.

Ellus Leather Denim Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - HOT

Armani Exchange Underwear Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Cheap-porn style.

Armani Exchange Underwear Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Tsum Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Give me sth more than another bored model.

Tsum Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Homini Emerito Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

What's he supposed to be, Marlboro Man of our times?

Homini Emerito Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Armani Exchange Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT

Jersey Shore DeLuxe.

Armani Exchange Ad Campaign Spring/Summer 2010 - NOT HOT